I'm thinking about words. Moist is the worst word ever! The word defenestrate means to throw out a window! How do you make time fly? Defenestrate a clock! I don't like clocks. They make me get up too early! I didn't have coffee this morning, and now I have a headache. I should've slept longer today. I want to clean my room, but it isn't messy! Maybe I should mess up my room so I can clean it? Nah. That'd just be nuts! And I'm not nuts! Squirrels like nuts. Squirrel! Hello! My name is Doug. My master made me this collar so that I may talk! No habla Espanol!